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↳ inspired and taught by faramircaptainofgondor
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whats spidermans favourite type of rice
uncle ben’s
I was trimming my pubes and accidentally cut my balls. My life flashed before my eyes. So much blood came out of the tiniest cut.
I stopped immediately, even though I only trimmed half of my pubic area. I shut the entire activity down.
My dick area has an asymmetrical bob, and I’m fine with that. Joint looking like Samuel L Jackson in unbreakable.
IM CACKLING!
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The Roots approve of Jimmy and John Krasinski’s lip-sync skills.
This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.
ROSS JUST
HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.
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Turns out that Kim Kardashian’s ball gown was actually your grandmother’s couch the whole time.
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Oh, it’s Monday.
SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting
dead sirius
Get the fuck out
don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve
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